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Posted on 07/12/2010

Stand up Comics make jokes on everyone except rich peoples .
I never seen a comedians joke on them(like they were untouchable)
Poor people are more interresting targets or "richy rich" folks dont have a sense of humour?
Or simply because the mass envy them ,meaning, they are jaleous
How pathetic...
 
Another minus taboo joke on blond when it's a female it's ok?, the blond guy escape no joke on him
Because we envy them again ,Because all of us guy would like to be blond whit blue eye( O please !!).
The classic joke a blond girl is so dumb , look... i seen a lots met a lots of dumb blond guys( a shit load) 
And they dont deserve imunity.
 
SHOULD I GO ON
There are joke on christians priest that are pedophile, but no joke on iman or rabbi
why because rabbis and imans(muslim cleric) are sensitive?
 
I know this sound ridiculeous but it's true, if not prove me i am wrong?
 
Have a good day all
 
 
 
 
 
 



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Posted on 07/28/2010

I always liked the joke about the ten commandments:

God came down and first he went to the Germans and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your life better."

And the Germans asked, "what are Commandments?"

And the Lord said, "Rules for living."

"Can you give us an example?"

"Thou shalt not kill."

"Not kill? We're not interested."

So He went to the Italians and said, "I have Commandments."

And the Italians wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Thou shalt not steal."

"Not steal? We're not interested."

He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments."

The French wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife."

"Not covet my neighbor's wife? We're not interested."

He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments."

"Commandments? How much are they?"

"They're free."

"Good then, we'll take 10!"

Heard this on the show QI and thought it was pretty funny.



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Posted on 07/15/2010

Noodles. 
I think you covered everything Camo was asking about in one joke.
 



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Posted on 07/13/2010

Do the times Mel Brooks dressed up as a Rabbi and talked pish count as joking at their expense?



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Posted on 07/13/2010

I did not says joke on jews i said rabbi(judaic authorities) tranquility.
 
Yes jews can have a good laught on themselve of course i am aware.
 
Hardtopickname thanks, this were clever
 



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Posted on 07/13/2010

An Imman and a Rabbi walking down the street as they walk past a park the Imman sees a lil blonde kid playing...He looks at the Rabbi and says "Hey wanna screw the kid?" Rabbi looks at him and says "Out of what?"



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Posted on 07/13/2010

Also hang on, no jokes about Jews?  Woody Allen and Mel Brooks have done a fair amount in their life time.



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Posted on 07/13/2010

Ok, you are wrong, I'll assume you don't watch a lot of different comedians.


Billy Connolly does a fantastic take on suicide bombers - extremist religious idiots, and has a lot of stories taking the piss out of rich people - try the tobogan story for starters. 


Then there is the man who's happily offended every part of society on the planet without a sense of humour, Mr Frankie Boyle.  Is he even known about in America I wonder?  He takes on Christians, Jews, Muslims, dogs, cats, anyone and anything, possibly the best and quickest comedian on his feet to just run of jokes that have audiences in stitches.


And lastly one of the finest socially aware comedians of our time, Christopher Morris.  Check out his BrassEye series and his new film Four Lions.  BrassEye was amazing, one of the best, most shocking and complained about comedy programs of all time.  Four Lions is also one of the funniest and surreal movies I've ever seen.  Anyone who doesn't like that film I have to wonder if they've had a lobotomy.


As it goes, I don't watch a lot of comedy, I don't go to comedy clubs, I don't go to see much standup, I easily assume there are a ton of people doing the comedy you don't think exists. 


Oh and as a last rememberance: South Park.  Trey Parker and Matt Stone, not comedians in the stand up sense, but hey, that series is a shining example to the world on how to make political, social and world events, problems, and stupidity, funny as hell and still poignant enough that you might even think about it in a different light.  Also there's fart and dick jokes too.


And remembering the last line I typed, although he's dead, and he did focus more on Christianity, Bill Hicks, he had a lot to say about any subject too.



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Posted on 07/12/2010

I got one, kinda long but maybe you like.
Nice old jewish man gets on the bus to go home after a long day at work.
He sees a priest standing on the bus but has no idea who he is.  He's taken aback by his outfit and comments to him.
"Look at you, you look terrible, dressed in black and what's with the collar, it's all turned around"
The priest responds, "No you don't understand, sir, I'm a father".
The old jewish man looks at him befuddled and exclaims, "I'm a father too but you don't see me running around with my shirt and collar all turned around like that."
The priest smiled and laughingly said, "No I'm a father to many thousands."
The old man stunned responds, "Thousands?" and the priest calmly answers, "yes, sir, thousands."
The old man exclaims, "perhaps you should've had you pants turned around too!"
This was originally performed by Mickey Katz on an album called Simcha Time.



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Posted on 07/12/2010

you are correct.



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