So there I was trapped on a bed with a crazy redhead pinning me down...It was like a scene from Deliverance...Except there was no anal rape of a character actor and director Ned Beatty.
I was "Woman get off of me! I'm trying to watch "Catching Up With The Kardashians"
Yes that's my secret shame...Watching a show of egotistical, no talent chicks with incredible asses...I'm sorry but better than Deep Tranquility's love of that show "Boy meets Boy!"
He says it's for a graduate studies report...To which I replied "Isn't your major like computer science and programming?"
To which he retorted "Yeah but...I mean...Errrmmm...Don't judge me ya yankee bastard!" (In a harsh scotish accent that brough back memories of the beautiful Scottish highlands and people with no teeth..."Can ya start this apple for me ladee?")
Anyways back to point...Yeah yeah I'd get to it if you wouldn't interupt me...She starts singing "Take take take take it off!" which is a lyric from De La soul's very weird CD back in like 1987...I was fucking floored...In a room of 100 people I doubt 2 would know that song especially a hot red head big butt white Irish chick from Modesto...Don't just Color Me Bad...Color me Shocked and Awed.
So there I was trapped on a bed with a crazy redhead pinning me down...It was like a scene from Deliverance...Except there was no anal rape of a character actor and director Ned Beatty.
I was "Woman get off of me! I'm trying to watch "Catching Up With The Kardashians"
Yes that's my secret shame...Watching a show of egotistical, no talent chicks with incredible asses...I'm sorry but better than Deep Tranquility's love of that show "Boy meets Boy!"
He says it's for a graduate studies report...To which I replied "Isn't your major like computer science and programming?"
To which he retorted "Yeah but...I mean...Errrmmm...Don't judge me ya yankee bastard!" (In a harsh scotish accent that brough back memories of the beautiful Scottish highlands and people with no teeth..."Can ya start this apple for me ladee?")
Anyways back to point...Yeah yeah I'd get to it if you wouldn't interupt me...She starts singing "Take take take take it off!" which is a lyric from De La soul's very weird CD back in like 1987...I was fucking floored...In a room of 100 people I doubt 2 would know that song especially a hot red head big butt white Irish chick from Modesto...Don't just Color Me Bad...Color me Shocked and Awed.
